“GOD  Created Abund-Ants,       Man  Devised Credit.”

Truth is stranger than Friction:  Financial Roller Bearings  reduce the Friction  of Social Co-Operation! Financial clearing activities  will be Streamlined— by GratisCard,  in the most astonishing change  since Paul Bunion  began to clear the forest  of trees.  Human intellect  has been aroused from stupefaction  to improve the wheeling and dealing  of clearing transactions  by reducing the fees  that merchants pay  to accept MasterCard,  Visa,  and other cards.  A Tisket,  a Tasket:  GratisCard  may introduce a  Po’ - Plexy  to parsimonious merchants;  and palsied hands  will drop their Plaskets.      In the noose,  today:  Wal-Mart  is withdrawing its application for a bank charter.  “The FDIC  was considering Wal-Mart's application  to establish an industrial loan corporation,  which is a  limited-purpose bank  for processing credit card  and other payments.”