Litter to Editor Powell Post:  Tacit Commissioners?
Legal Quorum controversy about County commissioners  is Querulous Quackery!  Loquacious Lambert used a Sell phone  to be effective  when time counts.  Inane local yokel  calls an ante  for commiseration confab.  Does Sunshine Serenading  require Holler and Yodel?  Have we Pandoremic curiousity  to evesdrop on the party line—  to participate in every communion of conversation?  Like it  or  Lump it;  Greg  fished for agreements  to avoid fillet busters or stalemates.  He got battered  and viliFried!  Bail-out for  “None of the above” votes  isn’t a Hagiography for election.  Did Voters expect defection  from Popular Selection,  when Limited Terms  barred no incumbents?      Each voter  chews the candy-dates and carnificials  to make the Bologna that we consume.  Blind, Deaf, Mute:  the three virtuous monkeys  eschew Lady Godiva’s  display ’n clamor  about Sausage making.      Performance began with  Cotton Club review:  Count Basics Charge Cards  and  Minnie the Moocher.  Gnus bellowed  an fanned the flames of Hades;  Law-Zoots Hie—de whole melee of staged proscenium!      Monsieur Herb,  Verdi operatic,  staged Trovatore  and proPounded  fiery Irony ’n  Anvil Corruscation!  Witches stirred the boiling cauldron  to render caucus askews  an’ Jury  shrieked verdict!  An Abbot tore  asunder Deli-Gates  which barred public.  Chancery  Opined forum for Democracy,  ipse dixit:  deep six the Fix of twelve.  With scalded qualm  & new conviction,  election dazed Commissioners  yielded to demotic urges  and effused the Fix.      Hermits debut as mute Roll models  for wheeling and dealing.  Confidential confabulation is excluded by elected ethics.  Nodding officials begin Swearing vows of silence  in augury for Probity.  Sequestered hermit solons,  in soliloquy or somnolence,  do not lie— when recumbent.  William Seward was asked  “how he could make moving appeals privately . . ,  and still believe  all he said  in public debates?”   “I do not,”  Seward replied.  “But  Mr. Seward,  do you never speak  from conviction alone?”   “Never,”  Seward replied.  (Jefferson Davis,  Biography.)      Mr. Lambert stood before the Mast  of testy ‘n terra-gators  and Told the Truth:  when the liberty bell:  Tolled for thee.  Mr. Corsini writes  “Ethics–Schmethics,”  and Cal Thomas writes about Integrity  in Sundae Perspective.  Greg Lambert is more Huckleberry Finn,  than  “silent” Calvin Coolidge.  But he ain’t  the suave William Seward.  He’d smile and wave,  blab and confab;  then ‘fessed up Truth.  “Confidential”  collusion in the back hall  is a delusion,  he Lambasted with total recall!  The back hall was so crowded;  a dead cat slang  would slap a reporter.  (The Jerk,  Steve Martin,  movie with Cat juggling.)      Covert commissioners  could emerge from separate caves  for a full moon –  like coyotes and hyenas.  They convene Early  and ululate the  for “Um,”  County confabulation.  Chaiman Cratylus  fingers agenda:  Assent  with a thumb in the Aye,  or  Naysal veto for a bugaboo.  Sunshine ethics  is for Boding boredom:  if discuss and mention—  earns detention.   Litter to Editor Powell Post:  Blarney Stone?
Loose Lips sank ships;  but  Loquacious Lambert  floats his   bodacious broadcast Buncombe   with the Blarney Stone!  The Philosopher’s stone of mythology,  which transformed plumbum  into precious Auric gilt,  has led the luminary Lambert  to the Blarney Stone.  “AA”  must be honored by Greg’s  Audacious Advertising redemption  from Sunshine aberrations.      Pecuniary paucity  promotes adhesion to the straight and virtuous path of  publicized pontification.  Mike Hammond,  Lambert,  and propinquity,  precipitated palaver.  Propitiously enough,  redemption from idyllic conversation  required public proclamation —  on television.  (Metropulse, p.8.,  11 Oct, 07.)      Yes,  indeed,  Mr. Lambert has discovered the Blarney Stone of beatitude!  This igneous product of  refractory recrimination,  transforms  Verboten verbiage  of clandestine confabulation —  into Virtuous Broadcast Buncombe! Airplane Filling Station ScoolDaze.com John R. NEAL  set the stage for the  Scopes Trial:  “Slaughter of Ph. D.'s.”    Scopes Trial.   The Butler Act,   Trial,   ReTrial Petition, Mises: The Last Knight of Liberalism. The First Acadamic Farmer. Friday,  4 May,  2007   Mike Huckabee said:  He  “can accept that others believe that  they  and their families  come from apes.” For Bottom Fishers —  Switch and Bait  at  VINBOB’s  Bait Shop !