Off The Road

Off The Rode— Into The Styx An adventure into Tennessee Styx, by Jake Err O'Ache Illegitimi Non Carborundum ISONOMIA
*Loose Screws Wreck Customer Service* A bum steer on the Church Avenue Viaduct was Mayan-doing when I parked. Not with a rustle, but a SNAP! judgement— steering gearbox bolts broke, and left me derelict in Knoxiousville. Not to worry; I hot-footed it across Gay Street bridge to Knoxville Bolt & Screw Inc., 614 Sevier Ave. The gentleman at the counter listened to my pedestrian predicament. He was regretful that he was not allowed to sell any bolts to repair my stranded vehicle. “You don’t have an account. The Minimum Sale is thirty dollars; and cameras monitor everything I do,” He furtively said. “I’m sorry— I just can’t help you!” Across the street, Overhead Garage Door Co. was staffed by helpful people, and a manager searched their parts department. A gentleman in the Carburettor Shop at the next corner, looked, and found one bolt for me. I called Clinton Highway Wrecker. Their driver was courteous, skilled, and determined to rescue my broke-down vehicle. The “Clinton Highwayman” was a gentleman known as Stretch, who did NOT take advantage of my desperation, and the price was as good as the service! Next day, when I bolted into Lambert’s Auto Parts, their next door hospitality shined! Unlike the no-account screw house, no waiting for personal service at Lambert’s original equipment emporium, no minimum— and a smile for all! I wasn’tdrug through the mud to get genuine vehicle parts! Why get taken for a ride in Knoxiousville? Clinton Highway Wrecker will help you out! Lambert’s will invite you in! Don’t fart with “no-account” businesses, who won’t sell beans to you. Judgement Day for customer service is Every Day when you: Vote with your feet and walk. I did! Escape Winter to a Warm Topical Asylum? M.B.'s ISLE Return to: Isonomia.US

Off The Rode— Into The Styx
An adventure into Tennessee Styx, by Jake Err O'Ache
Illegitimi Non Carborundum ISONOMIA

Loose Screws Wreck Customer Service
A bum steer on the Church Avenue Viaduct was Mayan-doing when  I  parked. Not with a rustle, but a SNAP! judgement— steering gearbox bolts broke, and left me derelict in  Knoxiousville. Not  to worry; I  hot-footed it across Gay Street bridge to Knoxville Bolt & Screw Inc., 614 Sevier Ave. The  gentleman at  the counter listened to my pedestrian predicament. He  was regretful that he was not  allowed to  sell any  bolts to  repair my stranded vehicle. “You don’t have an account. The  Minimum Sale is thirty dollars; and cameras monitor everything I  do,” He  furtively said. “I’m sorry— I  just can’t help you!”
Across the street, Overhead Garage Door Co. was staffed by helpful people, and a manager searched their parts department. A  gentleman in  the Carburettor Shop at the next corner, looked, and  found one  bolt  for me.

I called Clinton Highway Wrecker. Their  driver was courteous, skilled,  and determined to rescue my broke-down vehicle.   The  “Clinton Highwayman” was a  gentleman known as Stretch, who did NOT take advantage of my desperation, and the price was as good as  the service! Next day, when I bolted into Lambert’s Auto Parts, their  next door hospitality shined! Unlike the no-account screw house, no waiting for personal service at Lambert’s original equipment emporium, no minimum— and a smile for all!
I  wasn’tdrug through the mud to get genuine vehicle parts! Why get taken for a ride in Knoxiousville? Clinton Highway Wrecker will help you out! Lambert’s will invite you in! Don’t  fart with “no-account” businesses, who won’t sell beans to you. Judgement Day for customer service is  Every Day when you: Vote with  your feet and walk. I  did!

Escape Winter to a Warm Topical Asylum? M.B.'s ISLE
Return to: Isonomia.US