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Ellie Minnow— the
Acadamic Ictheologist,
Logician, and Theologian
went to the Minnreg Building in Largo, Florida,
to speak about the Minn-Roe Doctrine
of
Oceanography, global warming,
and Eschatology.
She graduated from the I.C. Theology School, in Churchill,
on the shore of Hudson Bay, in Manitoba, Canada.
Lawrence Lobster: the Olympic Shot-Put Champion
attended
this school. Then, she attended the Epimenidean Tautology Institute on the Island of Crete. “There is something fishy about this school,” she concluded. The Professor is diluted— imbibing copious libations at the Pair O’ Docks. Inevitably, he gets inebriated and falls off a Dock. Saturated, he rails; and staggers to the lecture hall— to elucidate a cataract of oxymoronic eructation! Of coarse, this refinement of Cretan character and variation of pre-vocation survives in this post L.E.Weasel, the Whole Cost Accountant for the James E. Strates Shows Carnival Midway, was most enthusiastic!, when he congratulated Ellie for her exposition in the Minnreg Building; and invited her to expound on Freakonomics— midway, in the Strates exhibition. IPSEITY.US Return to: Isonomia.US |