F E A A T E N N
Nutrient for Tennessee State Revenue
    A  Personal  Income  Tax  is praised as a replacement for the Antiquated and Regressive Tennessee State Sales Tax.  Progressive and  Modern -  are the most emphasized virtues  of  the  PITs.  Consider that the Income Tax  traces its roots to ancient times when peasants delivered a portion of  their harvest (Income) to the feudal land baron.  American Colonists were more Progressive,  and enlisted for seven years to travail here and deliver All their harvest to the common store.  Most of  the Jamestown colonists  Starved and died in six months!  The "Progressive" Income Tax idea of  Karl Marx,  in his Communist Manifesto,  hardly qualifies as modern,  relative to the Sales Tax system which has funded Tennessee’s advances to prosperity.  Tennessee has higher employment,  technology,  and prosperity than many other states,  despite the pernicious former Governor Sundquist and myrmidons in state legislature.
FEAATENNFrom Each  According (to) Ability,
                     TEach  (according to)  Nutritious Need,
is the bold innovation to enhance the revenue of  Tennessee State Government,  while abolishing regressive Sales Tax paid for food!  The Federal Government already has a system to protect us from the labor of  illegal aliens and deadbeat dads.  Eligibility For Employment,  required by the Federal Government,  can be applied to require Eligibility to buy Food in Tennessee.
     How important is a stolen job,  compared to protecting lower income citizens from starvation?  Tennessee could issue:  Food Authorization – Tennessee personal identification cards  to every person eligible to buy food in Tennessee.
The FAT card  could be used to authorize food purchases,  similar to an identification card  required for to buy Alcohol, Tobacco, or Firearms.  Poor starving children would benefit from affordable food,  bought by qualified parents  with their FAT card.  The card would work similar to a credit card–  with bar code,  or  magnetic identifiers of  individuals which are linked to data bases  that provide indexing numbers  used to calculate prices.  No  personal information would be revealed,  or violations of  privacy  could occur by use of  these personal identifier cards at cash registers.  Lower income food buyers would pay a discounted price for food,  and higher income shoppers would pay a premium price, as calculated  from the Personal Index Nutrition -  PIN.  This system would provide the needed revenue for Tennessee Government spending priorities - primarily educational. Cash register computers could easily credit the difference between the retail price,  and the money collected,  to the State Department Of  Revenue.  Stores could deduct the cost of  discounted food  (sold below the retail price),  and enhance the nutrition of  lower income people more than any piddling discount of  the sales tax.  The premium collected from higher index food buyers would not be a tax,  and would allow State Government to operate more like a business.

Personal irresponsibility could be monitored much more effectively than the spotty enforcement of  seat belt and motorcycle helmet laws.  Data screening can detect unhealthy purchases of  Twinkie  or junk food.  Increase in the PIN  (Personal Index Nutrition),  could provide incentives for better nutrition -  similar to a health tax.  Social welfare case workers  may visit families with severe abuses of  Nutrition Index Tennessee  (NIT).  We can pick our children to be our most important resource,  balance their diet and the budget with the nurture of  natural nutrition.  The Governor and his advisors are determined to teach a lesson to all public schoolchildren,  with visionary budgets to fund Higher Education in the tradition of  the Kennedy Space Pogrom.  The major difference is that the Governor wants to keep scholars from escaping the state,  rather than send them to the moon  (or Huntsville,  or Georgia Tech.)  Best of  all is the tremendous pride  we display as Tennessee Volunteers!  Special FAT cards could be issued to display as a badge of  honor,  for those with higher incomes!  We can harness the pride and volunteer spirit of  those who truly care about those who earn less than themselves!  Anyone who has a Platinum or Gold credit card,  knows the euphoria when this badge of  aristocracy is presented to a cashier.  Special license plates promote various causes and provide considerable revenue to the state government.  Tennesseeans will jump up to untie the chains which bind them to our antiquated and regressive revenue system.  Every citizen will eagerly demonstrate a volunteer spirit and register for these badges of  exceptional citizenship!  The Ramp Festival near Newport  is the ideal event to inauguarate the ballot petition for this initiative!  This area has a shining history of  nurturing the spiritual needs of  Nashville.


Note:  Tom Sawyer was able to recruit his friends to paint the picket fence  without pay.  This demonstrates the necessity for Minimum Wage laws to prevent people from working for free and starving to death.  Privacy Laws will allow citizens to obtain family income data over the internet,  to keep neighbors and employers honest.  Considerable savings will be possible by reducing the Audit and Clerical staff needed for Sales Tax collection.

Perhaps a thoughtful analysis can improve this humble manifesto  which holds so much promise to reform the underfunded wilderness of  Tennessee State Government?  Every right thinking citizen desires to advance from the demeaning depths of  undertaxed mediocrity.  FEAATENN will enhance our stature as healthy citizens,  with simple incentives and Volunteer Pride!
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 The  largest man  in history  was a  Tennessean.  He was  Miles Darden,  who lived in  Henderson County,  where  the town of  Darden  is named for him.”  He was  59 years old,  and was  eight feet,  five inches tall,  when he died  in 1857.  He weighed  one thousand pounds.
 His customary breakfast  consisted  of  one dozen eggs,  30 biscuits  with butter,  a  half-gallon of  molasses,  and  10 huge slabs of  bacon   all  washed down  with  two quarts of  coffee  and  a gallon of  water.  He continued to grow  as long as he lived.”
  
Tennessee Heritage,  by  David J. Harkness.